IRC quotes: Collected and edited by Rob Versteegt.
Well... I've been monitoring IRC for the last month... and I've collected the things which I thought were most funny. Well... you judge for yourself of course... ;-)
Here goes. Enjoy!
[12:10] <Bobby> of course ;)
[12:11] <Sussie> of course :P
[12:11] <BramP> off course
[12:11] * BramP crashes into a star
[12:27] <Merijn> one CO to kill them all
[12:27] <Merijn> or one CMO
[12:33] <BramP> Rob, at what time does Jalando talk to Kane at the end of the meeting? <G>
[12:33] <Bobby> 1226
[12:34] <BramP> that was a fast answer, you expected that question?
[12:34] <Bobby> nah... I just paid attention :P
[12:36] <BramP> intr.v. snif·fled, snif·fling, snif·fles
[12:36] <BramP> To breathe audibly through a runny or congested nose.
[12:36] <BramP> To weep or whimper lightly with spasmodic congestion of the nose.
[12:36] <BramP> why is Jalando doing that?
[12:37] <Bobby> oh..
[12:37] <Bobby> I thought that was laughing
[12:37] <Bobby> hmmm
[12:37] <BramP> dictionaries were invented for a reason :P
[13:02] <Ben> "Sir, there is a solar flare coming towards Pandora!" "It can wait till lunch, commander, that's an order"
[19:47] <Merijn> hey weird brit ;p
[19:47] <John|posting_Grakhus> what?
[19:47] <Merijn> I meant the other one
[19:48] <Bobby[posting]> I'm not a brit!
[19:48] <Bobby[posting]> oh... :P
[19:48] <BramP> just weird
[19:48] <Bobby[posting]> how'd you guess?
[19:48] <BramP> because you responded?
[19:48] <Bobby[posting]> oh yeah
[17:15] * BramP just overloaded any sarcasmometer within 10 miles.
[13:13] <boordt> (Merijn) I object !
[13:13] <BramP> you are an object?
[12:06] <BramP> would Jalando know the meaning of the phrase "flip a coin" ?
[12:06] <BramP> or would rock paper sciccors be a nice way to decide who will command the Solstice?
[12:07] <Bobby[posting]> nah, just ask the Computer to select a number below 10... and then Jalando and Kane have to guess :P
[12:13] * Ben|Posting is now known as Ben|studying
[12:13] <BramP> Ben, no eeky names in here!
[12:14] <BramP> but leaving the chat is better while studying ;)
[12:14] <Ben> okay
[12:14] <Ben> bye!
[12:14] * Ben has quit IRC (Client beamed out)
[12:14] <BramP> stop taking me serious!
[12:14] <BramP> grr
[12:14] <BramP> I've got too much power
[17:43] <Ben> XP is too XPensive for me
[19:14] <Guido> Enjoy your meal Adrian
[19:14] <Bobby> Enjoy your mail Adrian.. <G>
[10:37] <Merijn_> she wasn't there yet :/ ... left a note :p
[10:38] <Bobby> who?
[10:38] <Merijn_> girl I have to do some experiments with
[10:38] <Merijn_> hmm, wait, that didn't sound right
[11:01] <Merijn_> "Three wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
[13:51] <Bobby[posting]> watch out, or I won't post this Carrie post!
[13:51] * BramPosting shuts up faster than Lucky Luke can shoot his shadow
[16:58] <Bobby[posting]> silly Merijn... leaving us for weekend :P
[17:01] <Sussie> (about going to England) this is crazy *Sigh* crappy expensive tickets ..
[17:02] <BramP> get a plane to the NL, and then go to england by boat <G>
[23:39] <Sussie> oh crap, closing in to midnight again ...
[23:39] <Bobby> indeedy
[23:39] <Bobby> and back again
[23:39] <Ben> Oh no!
[23:39] <Bobby> with an apple and some tea!
[23:39] <Ben> AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[23:39] <Bobby> HEY!
[23:39] <Ben> oh, and wb Rob
[23:40] <BramPosting> wb
[23:40] <Ben> the oh no and aaaaah were in response to the closing to midnight again
[23:40] <Bobby> suuuure :P
[23:43] <Bobby> woo!
[23:45] <BramP> wee!
[23:46] <Bobby> waa!
[23:46] <BramP> ambulance?
[23:46] <Bobby> nope
[23:46] <Bobby> fire truck ;P
[23:46] <Bobby> close.. <G>
[23:47] <BramP> can't be a fire truck
[23:47] <Bobby> why not?
[23:47] <BramP> they have two tones only
[23:47] <BramP> not three :P
[23:47] <Bobby> oh...
[23:47] <Bobby> ambulances have 3 then?
[23:47] <BramP> yes
[23:47] <Bobby> ambulance simply goes waa wee waa wee waa wee... I thought
[23:47] <BramP> waa wee waa woo waa wee waa woo waa wee waa woo
[23:47] <Bobby> oh crap
[23:47] <Bobby> yeah, you're right :P
[23:48] <BramP> duh :P
[23:48] <Bobby> LOL
[23:48] <Bobby> and police cars?
[23:48] <Bobby> what do they have?
[23:48] <BramP> alsmost the same as fire things
[23:48] <Bobby> wooooooooooiiiiiiiiiii wooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiii?
[23:48] <BramP> that sounds more like the Ghostbusters car
[01:13] <BramP> everyone in this game needs to be a little silly or all posts would be boring :)
[01:13] <Bobby> true!
[01:14] <BramP> and if you read my Melissa post, you know that I am silly <G>
[01:14] <BramP> if you read Rob's Yalon post... well, there was never any doubt about him being silly anyway
[01:14] <Bobby> ROFL
[01:14] <Bobby> indeed!
[17:41] <BramP> Rob posted
[17:41] <Merijn> that's stupid
[22:19] <BramP> they just have the freeware trial version of Virt who can only serve drinks
[22:20] <stranger> "here is your - please register - drink sir."
[22:21] <BramP> or every 30 days: Hi I am Bart, please upgrade to Virt now or press my nose to continue using this trial version
[22:22] <BramP> if they decide to upgrade:
[22:22] <BramP> Installing Virt. Copying files.....
[22:22] <BramP> 10% - Your ship ran out of computer core
[22:22] <Ben> "This model of Virt has exceeded its thirty day trial period. Please register now or this program will detonate the ship."
[22:28] <BramP> all Andorians are evil
[22:28] <BramP> Vok is making Truesdale fall in love with him on purpose, so when Truesdale becomes 2O he can steal secrets about Virt or so from the station's computer!
[19:20] <BramPosting> I need Rob to return
[19:20] * Bobby has joined #FF
[19:20] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Bobby
