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And welcome again dear reader, to another thrilling PR Status Report! I say thrilling, since last month has been a hectic one. In this Status Report, you'll find passion, humour, fear, deception and violence. Beware, this Status Report should not be seen by people under 12 years old. It might harm them for life.
A total number of 12 -Yes, 12!- people signed up for Frontier Fleet in the month December. 12 people daring to step into the unknown. To face the challenges which a successful RPG like Frontier Fleet has to offer. 12 brave people who wanted to know fame and glory. But. . . not all 12 of them managed to survive.
Indeed! Half of them were brutally slaughtered -better known as 'rejected'. . . *shudder*- by an evil entity known as the Academy Commandant. Yet the other 6 thrived under pressure, and gained the Academy Commandant's respect.
Before we move on, let us have a look at where all 12 -including the 6 who didn't make it, may they rest in peace- have found us.
6: Searching for us via a search engine.
2: Unknown. 'the Internet' is just too big a place. 'Surfing the net' also doesn't really help.
1: Found us by accident! What luck!
1: A friend told this person about us.
1: A (voting) link. Hooray!
1: A co-creator of Frontier Fleet found his way back to us. Welcome back, lost sheep! :P
I would like to ask for a moment's silence to remember the ones who have fallen.
*pause*
Now that that's over with, I have a request to make to each and everyone of you. It comes from the heart, so please, listen to what I have to say. I would like you all to. . . *sniff* Oh, I can't say it! And yet I must. Maybe I should sing it. . .
I'd like to ask you all to vote
For us at Frontier Fleet
Go to the site (just see the Note)
So other fleets we'll beat!
Note: the site is of course www.frontierfleet.net/comm/vote.
Now, if that wasn't an original PR Status Report, then I don't know what is.
Disclaimer: This silly Status Report was brought to you by Rob Versteegt, chief of PR of ST Frontier Fleet. This status report is pure fiction, except for the parts that are not. Any similarities between people in this status report and real people are just a coincidence, except when they are not. I thank you for your attention.
Rob.
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