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Stardate : 2392.10.16
Location : holding position near Pandora Station
Having docked at the Station, the crew attempt to tell Captain Denorian about their condition - but, to their shock and embarassment, discover that trying to speak about it causes them to blurt out nonsense, or, in some cases, start dancing or singing. The crew hastily pretext a warp coil malfunction to undock from Pandora, and Captain Sarin calls a new senior staff meeting to discuss what the causes might be and how to deal with the situation.
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