There was a time that nobody had ever heard of T'afek Sarin, Dizzel the dog, the USS Atlantis, the word 'uhuh' or pink bunnies. But then Merijn Donders stepped into Frontier Fleet and changed all that. When he was FO of Pandora Station, he introduced pink bunnies in the following post, which later turned up in numerous silly conversations.
Subject: NPC: Crewman Matt Krewmann
(USS Solstice - Deck 2, Some corridor - 2391.03.06, 0932)
There it was again... Matt couldn't believe his eyes, but for the safety of this ship and all on her, he quickly pursued the fierce creature. He suddenly stopped and stood straight against the wall.
~There he is.. ~, he thought, taking a glimpse around the corner, but something scared him.... there were now two of them! ~They're multiplying..
~ They looked like they were planning something and Matt tried very hard to read their lips, but his attempts very futile. He sighed and slowly moved around the corner as the two creatures started to move along again. He wanted to contact security, but Krewmann knew that if he would try such a thing, the creatures would overhear him and attack him in an instance, even before he could finish his sentence... there was no doubt in Matt's head.
The sake of the ship and all her crew was now resting on matt's shoulders and the weight was even more then if he would have his mother-in-law crawl on his back. A wicked grin appeared across Matt's face and his eyes narrowed, he knew that he could now save the ship... he would become a hero... a hero !!! And then his mother-in-law finally has to accept the man
that her daughter married. He looked around for a security locker, but there was none....
~I would give all my Captain Picard action figures for one phaser.. ~, he thought.
They were on the move again and the operations crewman quickened his pace to keep up. He had to figure out what these ferocious beasts were up to .. no matter what. But then something startled him.. a door opened not far from his position. Matt made his position safe by getting up close to the wall as much as possible, but the newly arrived person would face imminent doom if he were to do nothing.
Krewmann noticed that the beasts seemed very occupied and calculated his chances of survival.
~They're prolly planning something ... I need to act now !!~, he thought and he wasn't done thinking it yet, or he walked up to the person from behind. He startled her no doubt, but that was the price she had to pay for her life.
As he put his hand in front of her mouth from behind, pulling her back around the corner, he noticed who she was... the counsellor..
"Shhhh," he whispered to her, "Don't scream .. don't make a sound... or you'll die for sure.. ", and he could see the fear in her eyes.
(reply Mishbano)
"They're everywhere... ", he whispered again..
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"You didn't see them ?!!", he said a little too loud, startling himself. Matt too a peek around the corner and saw that the two beast hadn't noticed anything yet. He sighed, "We're safe... for now.."
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"Them", he whispered, "Those.... those... beast !!"
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"What they look like ?..", Matt looked in the eyes of the counsellor.. "Pink bunnies... They're everywhere !!!!!!!", he almost screamed. Matt quickly covered his mouth with his hands and now he knew for sure that the beasts had heard him ... "RUN !!!!!!!!!!", he screamed and he started running for his life..
