[10:51] <Bobby[posting]> and then it went quiet :P
[10:53] <Ben> no it didn't
[10:53] <Ben> you're just imagining it
[10:53] <Bobby[posting]> oh
[10:54] * Bobby[posting] imagines a trout whacking the imaginary silence
[10:54] * Ben is now known as silence
[10:54] <silence> Look at me, I'm being antropomorphised!
[10:54] * Bobby[posting] is now known as Imaginary_Trout
[10:54] <Imaginary_Trout> Muahahahha
[10:54] <silence> LOL
[10:54] <silence> uhoh
[10:54] * Imaginary_Trout whacks silence
[10:54] <Byrne> ROFL
[10:55] * Imaginary_Trout whacks silence with self
[10:55] * silence runs from the also antropomorphised imaginary trout, but is too late
[10:56] * Imaginary_Trout whacks silence with self for using these antropomorphised words
[10:56] <Imaginary_Trout> hmmm
[10:56] <Imaginary_Trout> that's a contridiction
[10:56] <Imaginary_Trout> contradiction *
[10:56] * Merijn is now known as noise
[10:56] * noise drowns out the silence
[10:56] <Imaginary_Trout> how can silence use words?
[10:56] <silence> not all words are antropomorphises
[10:56] <Imaginary_Trout> LOL
[10:56] <silence> Oh no!
[10:56] <silence> It's my nemesis!
[10:56] <noise> mwuahaha
[10:56] <silence> AAAAAH
[10:56] * silence drowns
[10:56] <noise> you're making noise yourself now
[10:56] <Imaginary_Trout> drown? There is water in the noise?
[10:56] <noise> suicide ?
[10:56] <silence> ssh!
[10:56] * Imaginary_Trout swims in the noise
[10:56] * Byrne is now known as vacuum
[10:56] <Imaginary_Trout> oh no!
[10:56] <noise> eek, it's a vacuum cleaner
[10:57] * Imaginary_Trout is sucked towards the vacuum
[10:57] <silence> In space, no one can hear you scream
[10:57] <silence> it's silent there
[10:57] * silence sides with vacuum
[10:57] * vacuum envelopes noise
[10:57] <vacuum> now there is no more noise!
[10:57] <Imaginary_Trout> uhoh..
[10:57] * noise gets send by mail
[10:57] <Imaginary_Trout> my ally!
[10:57] <silence> lol
[10:57] * noise is now known as mailing_noise
[10:57] * silence turns down the volume
[10:58] * mailing_noise sees the room shrink
[10:58] <mailing_noise> aahh, the walls are caving in on me
[10:58] <silence> say goodbye, noise! MUWHAHAHAHAHA!
[10:58] * silence shuts down the speakers
[10:58] <vacuum> MUWHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHA!
[10:59] * mailing_noise is now known as noise_with_less_volume
[10:59] * noise_with_less_volume feels the pressure going up
[10:59] * vacuum is now known as Noise_Cancelling_Headphones
[10:59] <noise_with_less_volume> temperature is rising
[10:59] <silence> uhoh
[10:59] * Noise_Cancelling_Headphones cancels out noise and enjoys silence
[10:59] <noise_with_less_volume> in-door greenhouse effect, created by the silence that reduced the volume ?
[11:00] * Imaginary_Trout is now known as Temperature
[11:00] <Temperature> Yes, it's me!
[11:00] <Temperature> I'm rising!
[11:00] <silence> as long as it's in-door, I won't have to worry about that
[11:00] <silence> LOL
[11:00] <noise_with_less_volume> and emailed the noise through a vacuum cleaner ?
[11:00] <silence> sounds perfectly logical to me
[11:00] <noise_with_less_volume> silence is mostly in-door
[11:00] <silence> not this silence
[11:00] <silence> and if I am, it's in another in-door
[11:00] <silence> <G>
[11:01] <noise_with_less_volume> a mutated silence
[11:01] * silence is now known as mutated_silence
[11:01] <mutated_silence> What have you done!
[11:01] <mutated_silence> Now I am no longer the silence I used to be
[11:02] <Noise_Cancelling_Headphones> huh? I can't hear you!
[11:02] <Temperature> Okay, we have to stop this soon... I'm getting hot
[11:02] <noise_with_less_volume> no comment
[11:02] <Noise_Cancelling_Headphones> All I saw was lip movement!
[11:02] <mutated_silence> LOL
[11:02] <Temperature> :P
[11:02] * noise_with_less_volume is now known as pressure
[11:02] <mutated_silence> Can noise cancelling headphones see?
[11:02] <pressure> if anyone says: under pressure .. I'm going to slap
[11:02] <mutated_silence> pressure's rising too?
[11:02] <mutated_silence> LOL
[11:02] <mutated_silence> I feel pressured to not say anything
[11:02] * Noise_Cancelling_Headphones is now known as under_pressure
[11:02] <pressure> good, it's working
[11:03] <pressure> oi
[11:03] <mutated_silence> lol
[11:03] <under_pressure> eek!
[11:03] * pressure slaps under_pressure with a mutated_silence
[11:03] <mutated_silence> oi!
[11:03] <under_pressure> the pressure's getting on top of me!
[11:04] <pressure> :o
[11:04] * mutated_silence pressures the pressure to stop pressuring under_pressure
[11:04] * pressure pressures the mutated_silence
[11:04] * mutated_silence is now known as pressured_silence
[11:04] <pressured_silence> :o
[11:04] * BramP[away] is now known as quietness
[11:04] <pressured_silence> woo, an ally!
[11:05] <pressure> not quite
[11:05] <under_pressure> good, I'm not the only one feeling pressured now!
[11:05] <Temperature> no Pressure... quiet. Not quite :P
[11:05] <pressure> like I said
[11:05] <pressure> not quite
[11:05] <Temperature> oh.. of course ;)
[22:35] * Bobby[posting] sacrifices some more tea to the god of posting. "Please, oh great Poster in the skies... give me a posting mood..."
[22:38] * Ben has quit IRC (Quit: The All Mighty Ben has left the chat room. You can breathe easily now.)
[22:39] <BramP> Bruce, no, Ben Almighty!
[22:39] <Matt> Was there something restricting my breathing beforehand...?
[22:39] <Bobby[posting]> nah..
[22:39] <BramP> that finger in your nose might have
[22:40] <Matt> Possibly. But it's never cause a serious problem before :P
