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» LCARS » Newspaper: The Federation Tribune » IRC Quotes » IRC Quotes April 2005 » 16th of April IRC Quotes of: April 16th [14:13] <Merijn> maybe santa's sled can't get up to warp 5 [14:14] <BramP> there was a lot of food aboard the Orion vessel though [14:14] <Bobby> ROFL [14:14] <Merijn> santa's not an engineer [14:14] <BramP> everyone knows that Santa has transwarp reindeer [14:14] <Merijn> he's wearing red [14:14] <BramP> uh [14:14] <Merijn> santa's a red shirt [14:14] <BramP> Engineering wore read in those days [14:14] <Bobby> LOL [14:14] <BramP> Trip, Scotty [14:14] <Merijn> :o [14:14] <BramP> then in ST2-ST6, everyone is suddenly wearing red... [14:15] <Merijn> yeah, it was a trick [14:15] <Merijn> so the enemy wouldn't know which one to shoot at [14:15] <Bobby> LOL [14:15] <Matt> It's so they can all get killed some way and the producers don't have to explain why [14:15] <Merijn> they always picked the red shirts [14:15] <Merijn> and this confused them [14:15] <BramP> red: engineering/security -> everyone -> command [14:15] <BramP> I think it was done to protect the command crew [14:15] <Ben> lol [14:15] <Merijn> so, conclusion .. every previous red shirt is now in command ? [14:16] <BramP> first give everyone red, so the enemy forgets who security is [14:16] <Merijn> the ones that didn't get killed [14:16] <BramP> then the command team in red is save [14:16] <BramP> safe* [14:17] <Matt> Heh. I like that logic. [23:18] * Matt is a bit slow off the mark because he's multi-tasking. [23:18] <Bobby[posting]> oooh.. multitasking!@ [23:18] <Bobby[posting]> I thought only women could do that? :P: [23:20] <Martyn> no I can do that [23:20] <Aridd> Ergo you are a woman. :p [23:21] <Bobby[posting]> hmmm... I'm posting and chatting.. [23:21] <Bobby[posting]> am I multitasking as well? [23:21] <Bobby[posting]> ergo.. am I a woman? [23:21] <Aridd> Yes. You must be a woman too. :p [23:21] <Bobby[posting]> hmmm... [23:21] <Bobby[posting]> interesting... ;-) [23:22] * Aridd nods. [23:23] <Martyn> very logical [23:23] * Martyn places hands into a steeple and raises left eye brow [23:24] * Aridd shaves Martyn's ears into tips. [23:25] <Martyn> owwwww painful [23:25] * Martyn shoves Adrian's head into a novelty (large) pencil sharpener and then twists [23:26] * Matt , after missing most of what's been said, reads back and is offended at what's been implied. :P   π

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