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 » LCARS » Newspaper: The Federation Tribune » IRC Quotes » IRC Quotes March 2005 » 14th / 15th of March

(|IRC Quotes of: March 14th and 15th|)
[15:23] <Bobby[posting]> how is Age of Empires?
[15:24] <Sussie[AoE]> I think I got the upper hand at the moment, muwhahaha, I'm stealing my enemies food!

[15:56] <Bobby[posting]> Merijn, did Sarin and Su get married?
[15:57] <Bobby[posting]> and how was that ceremony?
[15:57] <Bobby[posting]> who performed it? :P
[15:57] <Merijn> why would I know ?
[15:57] <Bobby[posting]> uh... you played Sarin?
[15:57] <Merijn> ow, wait
[15:57] <Merijn> auhm
[15:57] <Merijn> uhm
[15:57] <Merijn> uhmmm
[15:57] <Merijn> hmmm
[15:57] <Bobby[posting]> don't tell me you don't remember?
[15:57] <Merijn> the captain performed it ? <G>
[15:57] <Bobby[posting]> wasn't Su the Captain? :P
[15:58] <Merijn> saved money yes

[22:47] * Tsuru_Tadokoro-san chops down a tree. Oops, that was the warp core, not a tree
[22:47] * Kinjiro_Toyama_san stares
[22:47] <Kinjiro_Toyama_san> you must remove your left little finger for your failure
[22:48] <Tsuru_Tadokoro-san> again?
[22:48] <Tsuru_Tadokoro-san> I'm running out of little left fingers
[22:48] <Kinjiro_Toyama_san> the next finger you have then
[22:48] <Tsuru_Tadokoro-san> but how can I hold my axe with no fingers?
[22:48] <Kinjiro_Toyama_san> then learn honor
[22:49] <Kinjiro_Toyama_san> shall we inform Guido that we've developed a change for STFF?
[22:49] <Kinjiro_Toyama_san> STNFF
[22:49] <Kinjiro_Toyama_san> or just STNF
[22:49] <Tsuru_Tadokoro-san> I shall go and inform him immediately, oh sensei-master-captain-san
[22:49] * Samurai_ is now known as Samurai_Bobby
[22:49] <Tsuru_Tadokoro-san> whoa!
[22:50] <Samurai_Bobby> ooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
[22:50] <Tsuru_Tadokoro-san> A samurai here!
[22:50] <Kinjiro_Toyama_san> Ninja! Attack!!!!!!!
[22:50] * Tsuru_Tadokoro-san buys his sword back from ebay
[22:50] * Tsuru_Tadokoro-san attacks
[22:50] * Kinjiro_Toyama_san draws ninja sword
[22:50] * Tsuru_Tadokoro-san stops and waits for the sword to be shipped in by ebay
[22:50] * Samurai_Bobby speaks in an evil language which doesn't confirm with the movements of his mouth: "Hello ninjas! Your end has come!"
[22:50] * Kinjiro_Toyama_san draws Tsuru a sword as well
[22:51] <Tsuru_Tadokoro-san> thank you
[22:51] * Tsuru_Tadokoro-san attacks the evil samurai
[22:51] <Kinjiro_Toyama_san> no prob ... Dude
[22:51] <Samurai_Bobby> dude?
[22:51] <Tsuru_Tadokoro-san> dude!
[22:51] <Samurai_Bobby> dude!
[22:51] <Kinjiro_Toyama_san> Ninja Turtle
[22:51] <Samurai_Bobby> Grrr!!!
[22:51] <Samurai_Bobby> The Samurai Turtles are much better!
[22:51] <Tsuru_Tadokoro-san> LOL
[22:51] <Samurai_Bobby> the Ninja Turtles were a spin-off!
[22:52] <Samurai_Bobby> but who got sold to all the big tv companies?
[22:52] <Tsuru_Tadokoro-san> You will pay for your insolence!
[22:52] <Samurai_Bobby> riiiight.. the ninja turtles
[22:52] <Samurai_Bobby> and you will pay for all the losses we had!
[22:52] <Samurai_Bobby> or something like that
[22:52] * Seiji_Mano-san is now known as Merijn_Sensei
[22:52] <Samurai_Bobby> oooh! Sensei!
[22:52] <Tsuru_Tadokoro-san> eek, another sensei
[22:52] <Merijn_Sensei> another ?
[22:52] <Merijn_Sensei> where is the fake one ?
[22:53] <Tsuru_Tadokoro-san> yes, Kinjiro is another one
[22:53] <Samurai_Bobby> I do not recognise your sensei, you Tsuru ninja scum!
[22:53] * Merijn_Sensei kills Kinjiro_Toyama_san in one blow
[22:53] <Samurai_Bobby> weee!
[22:53] * Tsuru_Tadokoro-san kills Merijn_Sensei in many, many blows
[22:53] * Samurai_Bobby bows to Merijn_Sensei
[22:53] <Tsuru_Tadokoro-san> I'm not that good with the sword yet
[22:53] * Merijn_Sensei uses secret technique and farts in Tsuru_Tadokoro-san's general direction
[22:53] <Tsuru_Tadokoro-san> can't... breathe....
[22:53] <Samurai_Bobby> LOL
[22:54] <Merijn_Sensei> secret ninja technique, success
[22:54] <Kinjiro_Toyama_san> NU-UH!
[22:54] <Merijn_Sensei> yes it is
[22:54] <Merijn_Sensei> you can't breath
[22:54] * Merijn_Sensei chops Kinjiro_Toyama_san's nose off
[22:54] * Tsuru_Tadokoro-san waves his sword around rapidly and uses ninja-magic to create a subspace vortex around him to protect him from the bad air
[22:54] * Kinjiro_Toyama_san renders more false images to fool the fools
[22:55] <Tsuru_Tadokoro-san> oohhh, a false image!
[22:55] <Kinjiro_Toyama_san> doh!
[22:55] <Kinjiro_Toyama_san> do over!!!!
[22:55] <Kinjiro_Toyama_san> I want a different player on my team
[22:55] <Tsuru_Tadokoro-san> awwwww :(
[22:56] <Tsuru_Tadokoro-san> But I got you firewood! *points at the warp core*
[22:56] * Kinjiro_Toyama_san cries in a manly, ninja manner
[22:57] <Tsuru_Tadokoro-san> Do not weep, Master-sensei-ninja-dude. I will chop our enemy to fleshy bits
[22:57] * Tsuru_Tadokoro-san chops our enemy into fleshy bits
[22:57] <Tsuru_Tadokoro-san> hmm, so *that* was a tree
[22:57] * Samurai_Bobby is now known as Fleshy_Bits
[22:57] <Fleshy_Bits> crap...
[22:57] <Tsuru_Tadokoro-san> Muwhahaha! Victory!
[22:58] * Kinjiro_Toyama_san heads for the saek
[22:58] <Kinjiro_Toyama_san> sake
[22:58] * Merijn_Sensei is now known as sake
[22:58] <sake> stay away you
 

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